Hetalia Headcanons

Please, don't hate on my headcanons! Some are based off of comics, fanfics, videos, and other nonsense I found while browsing the web. And some of them I made up myself! I will try my very best to make you laugh, cry, and fall out of your seats with astonishment. I also put my OC (Ireland) in some of them, but not many.

1. Finland is taller than Norway by half an inch

2. Romano secretly has a crush on Belgium

3. America is a virgin, but Canada is not

4. France sometimes cries about losing Joan of Arc, but he'll never let anyone see his tears

5. Germany will only cry in front of Italy

6. Canada once pulled his own curl just to see what would happen

7. Result from the previous headcanon... Canada ended up kissing his reflection!

8. Romano and Prussia are very good friends, but Prussia respects the fact that Romano is tsundere, which explains why they don't hang out often

9. Iceland is awesome at math, and Norway and the other Nordics often ask him for help when they need to solve a problem in math

10. Finland secretly wishes he and Sweden were just friends instead of lovers

11. When Norway is scared or upset, he plays violin to calm himself down. He can also play piano, and his singing voice is amazing. Thus, Norway is sometimes called 'Austria of the North'

12. England will never admit that, out of all the colonies he lost, losing Ireland was the hardest, because the two grew up together and were best friends

13. Switzerland secretly takes piano lessons from Austria, but he isn't very good

14. Belarus has a crush on America, but she still chases after Russia because if she told Russia about her secret crush, he would be mad at her

15. Denmark developed a fear of water after an accident that happened when he was a viking. The fear is called Hydrophobia

16. Both France and Poland are straight *le gasp*

17. Spain cries himself to sleep every night praying that Romano would respect him and like him more, but he doesn't have the guts to talk to the Italian

18. America hates onions, and he takes them off his burgers every time he forgets to ask for no onions at the drive-thru at McDonalds

19. Russia is allergic to sunflowers, but he is able to hide his allergies when other people and countries are around

20. China wears long sleeves to cover up his cuts on his wrists. He started cutting after Japan betrayed him when they were fighting